This man. His wife is either the most frustrated woman in the entire world or have the most explosive orgasms ever because of the amount of teasing this man does. So far I have only seen the build up from this coach and I haven’t sen the finale that caused the burst. But from what I’ve seen, this man is the biggest tease on earthen never delivers or he is just a real long play guy and loves foreplay. Anyway.
He finally did it! That dumb mother fucker finally did it! Well… kind of. Remember when I blogged about these dumbs coaches not just playing their rookies and my number one example was the bears and Matt Nagy. Well the chili brained man himself announced Justin Fields as the starter! He listened to me for christ sake, and honestly forget me he finally listened to the entire city of Chicago.
Buuuuuuttttt no he really didn’t. He had to be forced into starting Fields finally.
Andy Dalton got hurt in Sundays game against the Bengals and Justin Fields finished the game and led them to a victory. It wasn’t an impressive victory but they still won. Even if Fields wasn’t impressive fans just have such a higher hope for Fields than they do with Dalton and this isn’t just Chicago fans. Anyway he finally is announced as the started BUT this has been brought to light to be as temporary as an erection on a night where you blacked out on tequila.
Daltons injury doesn’t seem to be all that serious that it puts him out for the year and that dumb shit Nagy had the nerve to say “Andy is our starter if he is healthy”….. WHAT?!?!? Say Andy is out 4 weeks, you win 3 out of four of those games, I don’t even know the bears schedule and the reality of them going 3-1in the next 4 games but say they do. Dalton comes back recovered from injury, you’re going to put him back in at this point? What is this guy doing? Nagy must have given Andy a promise ring that was included in his contract when he signed with the Bears because this guys is as loyal to Andy as I am to Barstool Sports (anyone that knows me knows how loyal this actually is).
At this point I’m just curious if Andy Dalton has some kind of dirt on Nagy like he caught him with another woman or they have some kind of secret Love affair themselves that made him this loyalty to The Red Rifle. Maybe Nagy has experience the true fire power of Andys rifle himself and maybe the gun powder doesn’t taste so bitter…
All I’m trying to say here is there is something up with this whole Nagy Dalton situation. Maybe he is just trying to extend himself and not get fired because with a rookie QB, you have another like 3-4 years as a head coach if you play your cards right, or this guy really is just that stupid because if I was the GM this dumb fuck gets fired on the spot when he utters the words “Andy is our starter when healthy.
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