Im upset, fifty thousand on my head, it’s disrespect!
If you’ve been on Tik Tok and understand this trend than you know the pain, suffering, and angst that comes behind these words. I just bought this new laptop and I may just type through this keyboard I am smashing the keys so hard as I’m typing.
I was so ready for this game tonight, I had both of my tv’s on with the same channel on for the birds game and had to pause and play two different streaming services so I had the game playing simultaneously on both tv’s, underrated oddly satisfying btw. I got myself some Seltzers to drink during the game as well, I killed an exam I took earlier in the day and it Was the Birds playing the cowboys, how could I not be through the roof excited.
Well. I should have just known I was going to get my heart ripped out, stomped on, and then force fed raw during this game because I should expect nothing less being a Philly sports fan. Some of you may watch my previous videos I posted on my twitter, disclaimer, I stopped drinking my seltzers early and was sober as a clam for those videos. The Eagles made me just that mad.
The past year may have been the most painful. I bought in so hard for the Flyers last year, it was the year we figured it out and made a deep playoff run… oh… we missed the playoffs completely. Alright well I don’t watch a lot of NBA but it seems the Sixers have finally put it together looks like we can finally make it to a finals lets gooooo! Aaaaaand we underperform against the hawks… heartbreak again. Ok ok well the Phillies look like they are starting to turn the corner after starting the year kind of average, sweep the Mets and take control of the division! Alright seems like we waste a year of Bryce Harper playing lights out… heartbreak thrice. Okay okay okay time for football! New coach, coordinators, and a young quarterback, gong into the season with low to zero expectations. Kill the Falcons and kind of hang in there with San Fran! Seems like things are trending back up again!
Fast froward to tonight, Monday Night Football against our biggest rival. THEY DECIDE TO TAKE THE HIGH WAVE OF POSITIVITY IM RIDING ON AND SURF ME RIGHT INTO THE SHARPEST ROCKS TO KILL ME AND MY PRIDE AND JOY.
I guess after all of this maybe I’m at fault? Maybe the super bowl spoiled me, maybe I expect too much from our teams now. I need to go back to when I would alway doubt every bit of positivity and joy from any of these teams because now it just hurts that much more. I know the Flyers are going to have me hook line and sinker against this year though.
Honestly that was hardly a commentary on the game tonight but it really just a reality check for me, I need to com back to earth and lesson my own suffering.
Let this be the lasting image of tonight, I have no other words tonight. This is how we used Miles Sanders tonight, pretty sure this is all only in the first half. Fix this shit!
The Hamm Report 