Top 10 Waters
10. Aquafina/Dasani: Anyone who likes these trash waters should revaluate their lives because they literally the least refreshing water in the entire world, every time I’ve drank either of these its like I feel the liquid going down my gullet but somehow it makes me thirstier.
9. Tap water: The only time tap water is good is if its cold otherwise I just feel dirty drinking it
8. Hose water on a hot summer day: As an adult now there is a little bit more hesitancy with this water, but when I was a kid running around having water gun fights or playing tag on a hot summer day nothing slapped more than slurping that hose water up like its the last drop of water you’d ever have.
7. Toilet water: This is for all my dogs out there, no personal experience here but man dogs just lap that shit up so I’ll take their word for it on this one you get a spot on my list
6. Ice: Personally I cannot have any kind of drink that is not ice cold unless it is meant to be hot, room temperature drinks are gross. Also without ice keeping foods nice and cold in your lunchbox would be impossible. Ice is just lovely.
5. Ocean water: This definitely has nothing to do with drinking I just love the ocean, the waves are great, cool animals live in it and many of the great food we eat comes from it. Great water
4. Hockey Rink Water: For anyone who hasn’t played ice hockey you wouldn’t understand. The coaches have someone fill up all the bottles in the sink in the locker room, you don’t touch it until its gotten a chance to cool down out on the bench, it is so refreshing after getting off from a long shift. Also, something about it just provides the best burps, even better than any soda or beer ever has.
3. Deer Park: Simply the best bottled water around, get the sports lid too that you can just squirt in your mouth, peak.
2. Cold pool on a meet day: another sports specific one for swimmers, cold pools are fast pools, anything above 75 feels like you are swimming through sludge
1. Mountain water: I went to New Hampshire twice for vacation and my mom and I still talk about it to this day, everywhere we went out for dinner the water we were served was the coldest and most crisp water we had ever had and they all said it was mountain water right from Mt. Washington, I will never forget the taste of that.
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