I went down the YouTube rabbit hole today looking for something to just have on while I was studying and I found this guys hunting show and watched about 3-4 hours of it and one video caught my eye in the middle of it and made me so mad. Basically I’m the biggest wuss in the world.
I will put the video in here with a time stamp to what part of the video made me so mad but basically he was doing a turkey and these fucking birds are so god damn stupid I am ashamed of myself for being so terrified of them.
First of all Turkey hunting seems like the easiest kind of hunting you can do because it seems like if you know how to do the calls and have a decoy they will all but walk up to you take the gun out of your hand and shoot themselves for you I mean its just seems like cheating this bird got so close to him he could have killed it with a nerf gun. I feel like if I hunted like this and killed a turkey like this I would have no joy its like what did I really do I just sat and basically waiting for it essentially walk into traffic.
These birds have traumatized me so much in my young age that I now actually freeze up when I’m around them and get chills even seeing them in the distance. Meanwhile if I just hide in a bush like Fortnite and they’ll just walk right up to you let you and let you pet them before you blast their face face off so hard it looks like it it was Thanos snapped out of existence.
Fuck you Turkeys you’re stupid and I hate you for making me fear you so much, I hope I do hunt you one day and I actually will take joy in blasting your face into oblivion.
The Hamm Report 