Do people just have no shame anymore? I would think most people are online enough to understand most social cues and general rules of society that I feel is a consensus or all my algorithms for every social media app just group me with all the same people (did I really just type that outContinue reading “Have Some Couth, You’re Killing Me”
Author Archives: RJ Hammond
I Bought Into the Tease Again! I Have Only Myself to Blame…
Im upset, fifty thousand on my head, it’s disrespect! If you’ve been on Tik Tok and understand this trend than you know the pain, suffering, and angst that comes behind these words. I just bought this new laptop and I may just type through this keyboard I am smashing the keys so hard as I’mContinue reading “I Bought Into the Tease Again! I Have Only Myself to Blame…”
Can We Diversify From Just the Taste of Jar Sauce?
Music. That is all I want to say to start off. This subject, a very broad subject that entrances many people, multiple generations, every race, ethnicity, community, or whatever group could be included in this I’m trying not to exclude anyone in this blog beacause it is kinda the whole point of this blog. AlsoContinue reading “Can We Diversify From Just the Taste of Jar Sauce?”
Matt Nagy’s Wife Has to be the Most Frustrated Woman on This Planet
This man. His wife is either the most frustrated woman in the entire world or have the most explosive orgasms ever because of the amount of teasing this man does. So far I have only seen the build up from this coach and I haven’t sen the finale that caused the burst. But from whatContinue reading “Matt Nagy’s Wife Has to be the Most Frustrated Woman on This Planet”
Time To Diversify Your Taste People
Something everyone needs to start to understand and get on board with now is not necessarily the hottest take anymore but when I was younger most certainly was. Everyone needs to start watching anime, or at the least appreciating the art that it is. The first thing many people cannot seem to get over whenContinue reading “Time To Diversify Your Taste People”
It’s Finally Happening!
It is finally happening, I will be attending my first Penn State football game ever. Next weekend I will be in Happy Valley to watch Penn State take on Indiana and today the news just got that much better… it is a night game. I have to be transparent here and say I was notContinue reading “It’s Finally Happening!”
Risk it All? For These Disney Characters I Would
Sebastian (The Little Mermaid): What more could I ask for; the accent, he was protective, and the man could SING! Just close your eyes and listen to Sebastian sing and talk, are you also imagining a shy nervous Caribbean king because same. Sure he could be a little over protective but its only because heContinue reading “Risk it All? For These Disney Characters I Would”
4 for 4: Animals I Could and Could Not Take
4 I could take: 4. Kangaroo- the precedent is already there, big ol pussies, get me in the ring with the most buff swell Roo, I’ll two piece one of those bitches real quick and take home the animal kingdom heavyweight belt Ding.. Ding.. Ding. 3. Seagull- Simply put, revenge. I was dominated on theContinue reading “4 for 4: Animals I Could and Could Not Take”
Quick Hitter: Lube em up at least
running the ball out of shotgun, I hate it I hate it I really really hate it. Does anyone else watch football and thing “what in the actual fuck am I watching, what is the coach doing? I’m pretty sure I could go out there and call a better game than this soup brain doughnut”Continue reading “Quick Hitter: Lube em up at least”
Hey Texas, Let’s Have a Quick Chat…
TEXAS IS BACK! TEXAS IS BACK! TEXAS IS BACK! TEXAS IS BACK! TEXAS IS BACK! TEXAS IS BACK! Oh sorry did that seem excessive? Well Texas, welcome to looking into a god damn mirror. This is all the rest of the country has heard from you every year for the past, at minimum, 6 yearsContinue reading “Hey Texas, Let’s Have a Quick Chat…”
The Hamm Report 