RJ Hammond

Brandon F*cking Walker

For anyone who does not know who Brndon walker is, well he might be the biggest electric factory Barstool Sports has ever hired. I decided to write this after watching his episode of “Behind the Blog” that came out last Friday. I knew the story of how he ended up at Barstool and started toContinue reading “Brandon F*cking Walker”

I Am a Moran

Yes, you read that right MO…RAN! Specifically for emphasis because this is just how dumb I felt after what I did this morning. I locked my keys in the car. You might say “well that isn’t too bad it happens to plenty of people”, well this isn’t is the first time. It also wasn’t theContinue reading “I Am a Moran”

Bobby Ryan: Everyone Struggles and Everyone Can Overcome

Last night there was a tale of success in the NHL. It wasn’t anyone breaking records, there was no emergency goalie, and no one accomplished a significant number of goals, assists, points, or games played. It was a tale of a real person who realized his faults, did something about them and came back betterContinue reading “Bobby Ryan: Everyone Struggles and Everyone Can Overcome”

Stanley Cup Playoff Crystal Ball

As the NHL Season winds down to a close the race for the playoffs comes to full force as all the teams at the top work to secure home ice advantage, get a higher seeding, or just secure a playoff spot at all. For every playoff and potential playoff team as of right now (2/29/20)Continue reading “Stanley Cup Playoff Crystal Ball”

Kevin Effin Hayes: Flyers win 4-2 over SJS

Kevin Hayes, The Best One, the man who will ultimately help lift this team to the deep playoff run I predicted earlier. This man has not just ice in his veins but his heart is pumping straight liquid nitrogen! In every instance I can remember this season this man has been Mr. Clutch for theContinue reading “Kevin Effin Hayes: Flyers win 4-2 over SJS”

The Flyers and their Push for the Ploffs

The Philadelphia Flyers, a team stuck in mediocrity the past 5 or so years either missing the playoffs or being bumped out in the first round. There hasn’t been much excitement behind this team in the post season since our run to the cup in 2010, until this season. This team has given me soContinue reading “The Flyers and their Push for the Ploffs”

The Tale of the Horny Bachelor and Virgin Madi

On last nights episode of the bachelor the interaction between Pete and Madison discussing how she was saving herself for marriage caused a lot of talk all oer bachelor nation twitter. As we all know from Hannah B’s season of the Bachelorette Pilot Pete is nooooooottt exactly on the same page with all of that.Continue reading “The Tale of the Horny Bachelor and Virgin Madi”

Fantasy Suite Thoughts: Horny Pete and Awkward Silences

So this week was fantasy suites and for the season we have had so far I’d say it was one of the least interesting so far.

Pens Put Their Sack on The Table at Deadline

Today was the NHL trade deadline and the Pittsburgh Penguins made a heavy push to come back to Stanley Cup relevance.

I Forgot Another Bird Story

I just published my blog about birds and why I am so afraid of them and I just remembered I forgot the most recent incident that happened to me about 2 years ago in Ocean City, NJ. As you can probably guess from the video I chose here it involves seagulls. Now I’ll keep theContinue reading “I Forgot Another Bird Story”