It’s Finally Happening!

It is finally happening, I will be attending my first Penn State football game ever. Next weekend I will be in Happy Valley to watch Penn State take on Indiana and today the news just got that much better… it is a night game.  I have to be transparent here and say I was notContinue reading “It’s Finally Happening!”

Quick Hitter: Lube em up at least

running the ball out of shotgun, I hate it I hate it I really really hate it. Does anyone else watch football and thing “what in the actual fuck am I watching, what is the coach doing? I’m pretty sure I could go out there and call a better game than this soup brain doughnut”Continue reading “Quick Hitter: Lube em up at least”

Hey Texas, Let’s Have a Quick Chat…

TEXAS IS BACK! TEXAS IS BACK! TEXAS IS BACK! TEXAS IS BACK! TEXAS IS BACK! TEXAS IS BACK! Oh sorry did that seem excessive? Well Texas, welcome to looking into a god damn mirror. This is all the rest of the country has heard from you every year for the past, at minimum, 6 yearsContinue reading “Hey Texas, Let’s Have a Quick Chat…”

Even the Smallest of Waves can Rock the Boat

“Size doesn’t matter its the motion of the ocean” that what they always say right? Well from what I’ve been seeing the motion of the ocean really can rock some of the biggest boats and cause some flooding! That’s right boys and girls its another sexual innuendo to start off a football blog! As youContinue reading “Even the Smallest of Waves can Rock the Boat”