America! We are the young darlings of the world who have built our program from the bottom up. We started out as a lowly scouting assistant to Nick Saban just checking out the new prospects even spending time in their living rooms getting to know the family and recruiting them to the current powerhouse ofContinue reading “There Is A New #1 In The World AP Poll of Countries”
Category Archives: Thoughts
It’s Finally Happening!
It is finally happening, I will be attending my first Penn State football game ever. Next weekend I will be in Happy Valley to watch Penn State take on Indiana and today the news just got that much better… it is a night game. I have to be transparent here and say I was notContinue reading “It’s Finally Happening!”
Quick Hitter: Lube em up at least
running the ball out of shotgun, I hate it I hate it I really really hate it. Does anyone else watch football and thing “what in the actual fuck am I watching, what is the coach doing? I’m pretty sure I could go out there and call a better game than this soup brain doughnut”Continue reading “Quick Hitter: Lube em up at least”
Hey Texas, Let’s Have a Quick Chat…
TEXAS IS BACK! TEXAS IS BACK! TEXAS IS BACK! TEXAS IS BACK! TEXAS IS BACK! TEXAS IS BACK! Oh sorry did that seem excessive? Well Texas, welcome to looking into a god damn mirror. This is all the rest of the country has heard from you every year for the past, at minimum, 6 yearsContinue reading “Hey Texas, Let’s Have a Quick Chat…”
Even the Smallest of Waves can Rock the Boat
“Size doesn’t matter its the motion of the ocean” that what they always say right? Well from what I’ve been seeing the motion of the ocean really can rock some of the biggest boats and cause some flooding! That’s right boys and girls its another sexual innuendo to start off a football blog! As youContinue reading “Even the Smallest of Waves can Rock the Boat”
My Top 5 Road Trip Activities of All Time
Growing up we took many different road trips going many different places and after awhile playing Pokemon or Megaman Battle Network 4 on my Gameboy would get a little boring or frustrating and there needed to be other ways to pass the time. There were always certain things we would do to pass the timeContinue reading “My Top 5 Road Trip Activities of All Time”
Last Night Hannah Ann Finally Found Her Voice and My Opinion on Barbara is Going to be Very Unpopular From What I’ve Seen
Last night was the end of Peter’s season of the bachelor and WHAT AN ENDING OH MY GOD! The live finale lived up to this entire wild season that we have watched. The season I just watched might have had more ups and downs, twist and turns, and thrill than any roller coaster I’ve everContinue reading “Last Night Hannah Ann Finally Found Her Voice and My Opinion on Barbara is Going to be Very Unpopular From What I’ve Seen”
Brandon F*cking Walker
For anyone who does not know who Brndon walker is, well he might be the biggest electric factory Barstool Sports has ever hired. I decided to write this after watching his episode of “Behind the Blog” that came out last Friday. I knew the story of how he ended up at Barstool and started toContinue reading “Brandon F*cking Walker”
I Am a Moran
Yes, you read that right MO…RAN! Specifically for emphasis because this is just how dumb I felt after what I did this morning. I locked my keys in the car. You might say “well that isn’t too bad it happens to plenty of people”, well this isn’t is the first time. It also wasn’t theContinue reading “I Am a Moran”
Bobby Ryan: Everyone Struggles and Everyone Can Overcome
Last night there was a tale of success in the NHL. It wasn’t anyone breaking records, there was no emergency goalie, and no one accomplished a significant number of goals, assists, points, or games played. It was a tale of a real person who realized his faults, did something about them and came back betterContinue reading “Bobby Ryan: Everyone Struggles and Everyone Can Overcome”
The Hamm Report 