This man may be the biggest Beta male I’ve ever seen, not only did he embarrass himself by by showing a perfectly cooked steak and saying it was “undercooked” but look at how this man is dressed for a date! A beater on looking like an over washed potato that someone decided to glue pubesContinue reading “Beta Think They are an Alpha by Pulling a Beta Move”
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Another 4 for 4 What Animals Could I Dominate and Which Animals Would Dirt Nap Me
4 Animals I could take 4. Black Bear: Anyone who listens to Pardon My Take or consume any Barstool content with Billy Football black bears are big pussies. They are just overgrown dogs who will run if you make yourself look big or give them a good jab in the nose and they’ll run offContinue reading “Another 4 for 4 What Animals Could I Dominate and Which Animals Would Dirt Nap Me”
We All Hate Penalties, Which is the Worst?
I would like some engagement on this one either on twitter or in the comments here (honestly I don’t even know if I have comments set up for this blog I was hardly able to even get this set up let alone have comments). Anyway I would like to know everyones least favorite penalty inContinue reading “We All Hate Penalties, Which is the Worst?”
Big Dumb Stupid Bird Does Big Dumb Stupid Bird Things
I went down the YouTube rabbit hole today looking for something to just have on while I was studying and I found this guys hunting show and watched about 3-4 hours of it and one video caught my eye in the middle of it and made me so mad. Basically I’m the biggest wuss inContinue reading “Big Dumb Stupid Bird Does Big Dumb Stupid Bird Things”
I Rank The Top 10 Waters
Top 10 Waters 10. Aquafina/Dasani: Anyone who likes these trash waters should revaluate their lives because they literally the least refreshing water in the entire world, every time I’ve drank either of these its like I feel the liquid going down my gullet but somehow it makes me thirstier. 9. Tap water: The only timeContinue reading “I Rank The Top 10 Waters”
Take Him to the Top of Mt. Nittany and Toss Him Off
USC LSU, whoever the fuck, I would be more than happy to give up James Franklin to you. This is like watching the Eagles at this point, nothing… has… changed! James Franklin is living off of the glory of 2016 when we had that upset against Ohio State and ended up as #5. This isContinue reading “Take Him to the Top of Mt. Nittany and Toss Him Off”
If This Happens to You, White Flag
High school football, this happens ton your team, what is your next move? Answer? Quit. This is one of those 1000 IQ plays. The reminds me of all the times when you would see Troy Polamalu time the snap perfectly and jump over the line to sack the quarterback but almost on steroids. I haveContinue reading “If This Happens to You, White Flag”
ESPN+TNT+HOCKEY=SUCCESS FOR HOCKEY
Plenty of people have probably said this, I know its an old take but I just have to say how much I love it. The fact that Hockey is now on ESPN and TNT and there is a hockey version of NBA on TNT where they have Biznasty sitting up there with The Great OneContinue reading “ESPN+TNT+HOCKEY=SUCCESS FOR HOCKEY”
The Next Generation of Soldiers are Hiding Among Us
Have you ever been somewhere maybe at your university library, local Starbucks, or just hanging around with friends all studying or doing work together and there is that one person or multiple people who decide that they need to type through their laptop? Today in my class I was attempting to take notes on myContinue reading “The Next Generation of Soldiers are Hiding Among Us”
There Is A New #1 In The World AP Poll of Countries
America! We are the young darlings of the world who have built our program from the bottom up. We started out as a lowly scouting assistant to Nick Saban just checking out the new prospects even spending time in their living rooms getting to know the family and recruiting them to the current powerhouse ofContinue reading “There Is A New #1 In The World AP Poll of Countries”
The Hamm Report 